Sure and beguerlin 'Tis all of the truth matey!I met her at a gig and she can shapeshift you see.she has 200 pairs of shoes and has certain garments that allow her to do that and she appears four feet tall."Still to damn short" She grumbles standing on a stool to get us teacups."She would fix us tea and blueberry scoines."Can I kick off me shoes and rest now Laddiebuck?I would place my left hand down to the floor and place her in my right hand in the groove between my thumb and index finger.We would enjoy our tea and crumpet,she is from Kildaire county upon the old sod.