Spammers,inboxes destroyed,now the guestbook.Pushbutton millionare for life!

I bet you hate it as much as I do.And it is all worthless!No they don't want your $997 dollars,not even your $199,Just for today before their site goes down forever you only have to give them $47 dollars and in return you will receive nothing.Nothing of any real world value.Yes, after you go through some hoops you may get your money back.You may as well delete your inbox because all of their assholes friends are going to buy the list with your name on it. And then those videos,that total crap that is such a waste of your time.Same story over and over,lost my job,down to my last can of beans,my wife is sick,and just when I was about to pimp my daughter,an old friend from high school called,a programmer,called me to meet him for coffee.He told me of a secret formula he invented and he wrote on his napkin and passed it over to me,it said,mvspo.."Wow! what does that mean Joe!"He leaned over and whispered.."Make a video and screw people over."Today take a look at the phony bank statement I cut and pasted to the web,last week I grossed $198,028.42 while I was masturbating,completely on auto pilot!I have three dream homes and a different color Porche for every day of the week.(Never mind that they broke into some rich guys home while he was away to do the filming.He gets back and wonders why there is a screwdriver in the ignition of his yacht.)"But hey man,it is not about the money,I am tired of being ripped off by all of those phony guru's out there,now that I have made it,I want to give back and help people.For this one day only I want to help you to send me some of your hard earned money." So what to do? For free you can set up a junk e-mail address,jsmith@whatever.com.Every now and then you visit it and delete all or just let it bog up with 4599 worthless e-mails,then when you go to your personal e-mail it is all clean and tidy.nice!

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