I may have been late for a lot of things,no I wasn't really I had paper routes before and after school.But I was never late for band practice.In fact i would blow off football pracrice to make band practice.After all,this was my profession.But sometimes there was a very special treat waiting.The neighborhood girls would come over to play "spin the bottle."I was kind of nervous because i did not think the girls would want to kiss me,I was short,fat and ugly...but clean.The girls were so sweet to me.They did not want to kiss me passionately (french) but they did want to kiss me.I couldn't believe it!Who would want to kiss me,the lead singer,all of the guys in the group were so much sexier than me.They were all certified "cutie pies."But the girls would put their arms around me and say "just give me a little soft kiss....real slow."These were the most popular girls in school.Drop dead pretty.And I would kiss them so easy and tenderly.A short fat kid in heaven!